Ted Simonett's Wikipedia entry.
Maclean's "What A Tool" article analyzing the Canadian Tire Guy
Canadian Theatre page for Ted Simonett - INCLUDING OMG A PICTURE OF HIM WITHOUT THE BEARD
Rick Mercer's Monday Report - if you scroll down to the Week Of November 8th, 2004, click on "The all new Yard-a-rizer from Canadian Tire"
Excerpts from the diary of the Canadian Tire Guy - FUNNY STUFF.
Toronto Sun article.
blog entry - "Who Shot The Bearded Guy?"
a random thread that rips at poor Ted
Yeaaaaaah, I think I need to sleep. Luckily, today's my day off. Cheers!